Rejoice! People of Democratic People’s Republic of all Koreas!
New anti-imperialist missile defense technology has been obtained.
Scientists make great leaps when dear leader handed down
his cutting-edge Atari 7800,
which activates Missile Command.
Work on Missile Command has been monotonous,
yet enjoyably challenging.
Software is simplistic point-based gaming missile technology
and research delayed from poor TV connectivity.
Screen is dark and fuzzy, Atari 7800 controller is poor.
Leaders discussing sending system back to museum it was liberated from.
It is not suitable for sunshine reactionaries,
but only dedicated revolutionaries.
but only dedicated revolutionaries.